today

so today arrived at the door this morning. it rang the doorbell 7 times. i finally got up and opened the door, only to have today staring me in the face. i punched today in the head and it fell over. then, i got my coffee and poured it on today. today was screaming with agony and i continued to kick today in the abdomen area. after today shit its pants, i went back inside and got on the computer to write this. hang on, i think today is now beating on the door with a bat. yup, it is, i can see it from my window. ill be back tomorrow after i kill today right now. i knew he was gonna bug me yesterday....