haiku

chasing cats naked
its only fun when their caught
cuz then u rape them


Bite me, bite me, bite
Me, bite me, bite me, bite me
bite me, bite me, ass


Hair like a mule ass
Small brown monkeys assault you
Gay car is silver


eat me, poop me, bye!
i dont know how, dont ask why.
swallow, cum guzzler.


bald like my buttocks
smells like what comes out of them
looks a lot worse too


special olympics
makes retards feel important
but their still retards


bitch cook me dinner
then do my fuckin laundry
place mouth on my cock


stop whorin' around
the dishes wont clean themselves
i hate plastic cups


manbearpig is real
al gore will prove it to you
he always inhaled


internet porn sites
you jizzed on your new keyboard
your dogs watching you


my mom is a bitch
my shirt wont iron itself
get to steppin whore


i love to get drunk
heinekens and jagerbombs
i fuck random chicks


please toss my salad
i cant do it by myself
but i wish i could

its early morning
alarm clock is going off
i want to shoot it


bang bang, pew pew, fuck
sensitive nipple grabber
choke her by the throat


you to can haiku
dont have to be a genius
just not a retard


my ass is in pain
i dont remember last night
thought that was for her


i hate ugly girls
they do nothing but bitch, eat
they're fuckin useless



wow this floor sucks ass
id rather jump off a bridge
with no parachute


retard buffalo
flying pig in frozen hell
im breakin some glass



Glass must be broken
i see no darkness outside
all the lights are on



i need fuckin sleep
or a coffee in my hand
fuck it, just shoot me



beer loves us all day
bitches loves us all night long
 need a stronger drink?



Wild monkeys stalk you
Bananas in the darkness
Fat dog bites your toe



you are a woman
dont speak unless spoken too
keep your mouth shut tight


i burst out of her
with a drink and ciggarette
now i go back in




my sister is nice
to members of the male sex
she opens her legs



kool aid and sugar
is like heaven in a glass
just add some water



birds shit on your head
owls coo in your god damn ear
flamingos are pink



cheetahs are fast, no?
will you please lick my left ear?
ANSWER MY QUESTIONS!



 your futile attempts
to stop this from happening
make me laugh out loud



  haiku daily
to keep my brain tip top shape
im sharp like razors



pencil sharpener
i put a dull pencil in
it comes out sharper



vast seas of rogue waves
wipe away small continents
that no one cares for
  


you sir, are a tard
get out of my way or else,
ill bang your woman